The Always Awkward First Post

I figured my first post should be something historic, of epic quality. What better than to discuss a similarly monumental moment in human history? What could be this important, you ask? Well, what I am talking about is obviously the newly-slated Bruce Lee theme park in China. Yes, Reader, that's right. There is going to be an actual Bruce Lee theme park with possibly the greatest two things to grace a theme park in human existence: a giant statue of Bruce Lee, in which are controlled the small army of "mannequin robots" that will be patrolling the park for security purposes. A giant Bruce Lee in whose shadow a horde of Lee look-a-like sentry robots? What could be better?! Aside from a free and democratic China, I got nothing.